Everyone. Meet Stilts. My failed attempt of making an MLP:FiM fan character. As you can tell, she is a giraffe. Because Giraffes are fucking awesome. She basically travels across lands selling her wares which can only be found in her country (… a similar one from where Zecora comes from? Idk) She is incredibly clumsy and always seems to run into people because of her height, usually falling over from the impact, mostly landing on them. She is very, very tall. So tall that little foals can walk under her legs. I haven’t drawn a full body yet because I’m retarded and can’t get the legs right ffff.
Fuck You Talented Chalk Man in Melbourne for your amazing skills. Melbourne, Australia December 2011
$5 Sangria does not agree with me. Melbourne, Australia December 2011
Mr Cowie, I don’t quite exactly know how to react to you reblogging a photo where I am obviously being a total cadbury with a half glass of $5 Sangria (Sangrita is the non-alcoholic version. MY BAD) :p
(via ryanncowie)
Some guy in a Bunny Suit pretending to play guitar. Melbourne, Australia December 2011
Hi everybody! I’m currently in Melbourne freezing my ass off thanks to my genius packing for a Brisbane summer, forgetting that Melbourne is in fact south, meaning closer to the antarctic, thus meaning it is going to be like our Autumn. Mid-drift tops and shorts were bad packing ideas. Hmmmm. It’s okay though, because I have bought a few other clothes whilst wondering these beautiful streets. Like I love Brisbane, but my heart definitely belongs in Melbourne. All the cafes. The snobs and their arty clothes. I am home. Haha.
WELL AT LEAST NOW, IF THE HUNTSMAN KILLS ME, I WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAN TROUBLES.
BECAUSE IF I HAD A MAN RIGHT NOW, HE WOULD FUCKING SAVE ME FROM IT.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK